Looking for a truly manly gift? Well, look no further than Steak Saws! Any wuss can cut a steak with a knife, but it takes a real man to cut one with a freakin' SAW!

Steak Saws come in a set of four. They have stainless steel blades and wood handles with a manly grip carved in. You'll be impressed with the quality of these things -- they feel sturdy and the blades seem exceptionally fine.

So, guys, toss away you normal knives and get ready to saw through a good steak!

Now introducing the Mustachifier Pacifier the funniest pacifier in America and neighboring continents.

Mustaches are back in style and that's for everyone including babies. However babies are focally challenged and that's why the Mustachifier Pacifier is as handy as a handle bar mustache. Simply let baby suck away and viola, everyone in the family will have a treasure of a time. Caution: Sorry we can’t be held responsible for gut busting laughter.

Molded from nontoxic plastic and baby-grade silicone, and supplied with a handy storage shell.

If you like Dunkin' Donuts, then dunk this Gigantic Donut Float into your swimming pool! This enormous donut is four-feet high, about the size of 1,000 regular donuts. Think of the fun you and your pool guests will have floating on this massive ring of tastiness.

The Gigantic Donut Pool Foat is made of durable vinyl for many seasons of Summer fun!

If you can’t find your inner child, at least you can put on this disturbingly realistic baby mask that will instantly transform you into a baby. For best results, you should wear it on a topless muscular body in over-crowded places.

Each baby head is individually handcrafted by artist, Landon Meier, signed, numbered, and comes with a display stand. Currently, there are 3 versions available: disgusted baby, happy baby and cry baby.

Made from a high quality, extra thick latex, one size fits all – so, you won’t have a problem putting it on even on a big head.

You can get one for only $250 + shipping.